Of all the things that I brought home from Dallas the thing I wish I hadn't is a HEAD COLD. So this is thirteen reasons I hate being sick...
1. I really enjoy breathing. I don't know why, for some reason my brain likes oxygen.
2. I can't sleep. My nose keeps getting clogged up. I keep waking up to blow my nose.
3. I still have to work. It doesn't matter if I have had no sleep or if I can't breath.
4. My nose is a lovely shade of red. If I could fly, I'm sure I could give Roudolph a run for his money.
5. There is nothing more pleasant than having your nose literally dripping.
6. I sound like Darth Vader... Now as attractive as this is, I am a girl.
7. I have blown my nose so many times that it has actually started to bleed.
8. You don't even want to know about what I am coughing up.
9. Cold medicine tastes nasty.
10. Nothing tastes like food. I could be eating cardboard. I wouldn't know the difference.
11. A cold during the summer is worse than a winter cold.
12. I can't breath well enough to smoke, so I am also having Nicotine withdrawl.
13. Have I said that I really enjoy breathing.
Uggg, off to drink more cough medicine.
2 comments:
Oh man I HATE it when I'm too sick to smoke. Along with the misery of the cold, I can't have my relaxing cigarette.
*sigh*
Hope you feel better!!!!
I'm so sorry you're sick- that's the worst. Drink some chammomile tea and go to bed!
Kissa
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